jakemorph:

me: *rocks up at Maccas*

counter bloke: oi mate what ya want ay

me: hmmm… what should i bloody get. ol mate chrazza, fuck should i order?

ol mate chrazza: get the fuckin whopper deal bigfella. you’ll need the strength to wrestle crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously

me: aw fuck yea dickheads right as usual