stilldickslappinthestate:

nonenosome:

blackwolfmanrisen:

johnathan-armanithan:

stepfordgoth:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

beardedmrbean:

Drinks on the house

Boys will be boys

This is so cute

Michigan. I can promise you that.

I fucks with that

“Nothin’ hits better than a roof beer.”

Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.

oriko-mikuni:

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

retrogamingblog2:

Walter White plays Mario Kart

apocahipster:

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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softdirks:

kirk, running onto the bridge: spock have you read this centuries ol;d webcomic called Homes Stucks
spock: not to show emotion butjesus christ

the-overthinktank:

the-overthinktank:

Western style dragons are profoundly mid to me, but i try to keep my trap shut about that because i don’t want to be the no fun allowed guy for a very popular creature design. But i cannot contain my rage about spoon wings. I hate them so much. Nothing with a patagium looks like that or flies like that. It doesnt matter how many polygons your beast has, my immersion has been shattered by half of its flight surface being straight up gone

For the people wondering what spoon wings means. Flying animals with a patagium generally have a flight surface that goes down the side of their body to at LEAST the rear leg. This is to maximize surface area for lift and support the weight of the lower body during flight

whereas cgi dragons shooting for an aesthetic of realism are lucky to have a wing membrane that goes down past their ribcage, despite having much heavier legs and tails than the average flying vertebrate. Also there is a tendency to give them a disproportionately broad “hand” which is a wing ratio I’ve only seen in tiny insects.

I think the reason so many dragons are designed this way (besides cultural inertia) is because the people modeling and animating dragons find a longer patagium inconvenient, since it has a tendency to cover up parts of the animal outside of flight or get pulled around by body movement in ways that a spoon wing doesn’t.

Anyways the point is I hate this design trope. I don’t like to look at giant stupid wing hands on twiggy arms. I think it is uncooler than realistic wing ratios.

odlaws:

morticians

korolevx:

cindyybabyy:

korolevx:

cindyybabyy:

korolevx:

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

werewolfcatgirlpaws:

pinkhairandpronouns:

werewolfcatgirlpaws:

werewolfcatgirlpaws:

werewolfcatgirlpaws:

agentumbls:

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

WHAT’S THIS? IT’S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

I’m working on it

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat