everyone wants a werewolf gf until she uses her claws smh
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hannibal fans be like ‘cannibalism is so romantic’ bro go to therapy
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all-new fidget toy i get frpm www. parking lot .crom
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bong rip
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me: *sees a ghost* omg are you dead
the ghost: of corpse
somebody said they will beat my ass because of this joke. Grave mistake
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the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents looney tunes again
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ovur:
People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now
mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !
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