straightboyfriend:

duckdotcom:

official sources have just announced that “falling in love” will soon be replaced with “falling in the spike pit.” we extend our sincere condolences to all lovebirds, romantics, and sweethearts

tumbwr:

memorycycle:

(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey 😏 wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall

Um no not r- oh ok. that was actually kindof hot

alleycatboy:

adurot:

alleycatboy:

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

Probably easier, and more sustainable, to just buy some iron supplements.

that sounds stupid as fuck to me. and it completely lacks intimacy. i’d give her my liver if she asked

macbethz:

Remember when ship names were just like ~ ☆ sprite cranberry ☆~ and you just had to figure out what the fuck that meant for yourself

thesungod:

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

a-really-hot-caterpillar:

Girls will go “comfort character <3” and its a girl covered in blood and a guy whos in love with her

arienai:

arienai:

A well-trained yuri reader should be able to see yuri in any relationship.

austimpowers:

these posts are holding hands in my brain

fagofdelphi:

Thinking about firefly (the oc ship) and just… they have so many problems. And where their bad pasts overlapped they found someone who understood and said, “I know whats been done to you, and I will do my best to be better than that.”

They’re both sketchy as hell people at minimum but they decided they were gonna be there for the other no matter what.