trekmemes:

necromancier:

a-prawn:

ds9shameblog:

apolloadama:

oh my GOD

this is terrible but l want “I want slime. I want alien sex. I demand alien sex!” tattooed on my body right now

I’M SORRY BUT THE KLINGON TIDDY WINDOW DOES NOT GET OLD FAST LIKE THESE CHICKS ARE SO CONFIDENT THAT NO MOTHERFUCKER IS GUNNA BE STRONG ENOUGH TO STAB THEM IN THE HEART THAT THEY JUST LEAVE THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN AND EXPOSED HOW CAN U THINK THAT GETS OLD 

I also demand alien sex but probably in a very different way from what this guy wants

I traveled back in time specifically so I could write this and send it in

dedsu:

me talking about thor: this is thor odinson, god of thunder, heir to the throne of asgard, protector of the nine realms, strongest avenger, honorary guardian of the galaxy, friend of the lgbt and bisexual icon, also the king of my heart

me talking about loki: this is loki i love them they’re a dumbass

verymaedhros:

futurefrenzy:

aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

alright tired of seeing “but go off” now show me something else. show me sexy gargoyles

is this sexy enough?

@gaycaspian is this you

jedihighcouncil:

Just saying finn and poe would have the most loving and healthy relationship because it’s built on mutual trust, love and respect and they’re both amazingly good people who love each other a lot and it’s beautiful

alienpapacy:

averyterrible:

babygoatsandfriends:

Goat hunter

250,000 cards

I am the foremost ghost hunter in this part of town

daftplunk:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes