stonersolo:

han ‘lives on totinos’ solo and lando ‘doesnt remember to drink anything and then chugs 5 water bottles at once’ calrissian got divorced becus the literally could not thrive as human beings when they coexisted,,,, they once spent a straight week playing video games and eating nothing but cheeto puffs and orange soda and they only stopped when chewie psychically removed han from the situation. neither realized it had been a week. 

coconutmlik:

me in English class: it’s lit(erature)

androidcat:

when people call actual real life gay relationships yaoi or yuri

dicksoda:

I would fully hook up with a supernatural entity like…. Just putting it out there…… For all you otherworldly thots out there…..

anclreil:

why apologize for killing snape when you could apologize for killing sirius am i right :)

lunishel:

the-official-nasa:

amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

Why instead? I think a soothing bath at 0g would be lovely.