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My activities of killing people harming them maiming and poisoning them has created countless jobs for women in STEM (coroner, trauma nurse, bomb defuser) but sadly we can’t control every outcome
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your honor i want you to give my client the death penalty
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*messaging girl*
ive been poisoned
her: oh nooo lol
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from 
Anonymous
Anonymousmy name is jocelyn and everytime u reblog an insane post tagging ur oc i get whiplash doing a double take
i am so sorry. she’s an evil spider woman that sucks the life out of people and eats their soulless husks you are the superior jocelyn i promise
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“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body
They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
That’s terrifying
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its always “blorbo from my shows” but shoutout to everyone who tags shit with poglo from their brain and leaves no hope of explaination
Can we also take a moment to appreciate those of us thinking about Wumblo from Friend’s Brain
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mike’s hard carapace
mike’s terrible mandibles
mike’s beating wings and fatal venom
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