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bumblespam-hdd:

angelicguy:

milk5:

angelicguy:

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

ssundiall:

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

chainsawyou:

sangre:

blorbo from my shows this. scrimblo from my games that. what about ocs, aka glunkus from my brains

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

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ceekari:

boimgfrog:

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

ALT

what does this mean

that’s descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive

emailmore:

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^…. (holding a second brick behind my back!)

swarnpert:

music make me gain control *overpowers your mind*