gayestrey:

gayestrey:

gayestrey:

gayestrey:

imagine a jedi master with 20 wives telling you you’re never allowed to fuck no wonder anakin went dark

when palpatine is tryin to manipulate anakin to the dark side instead of telling him about darth plagueis the wise he just should have said the sith are allowed to fuck

have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the babe magnet

he was my master who let me fuck. i killed him in his sleep when he passed out from exhaustion after one of his weekly orgies. ironic

princesdianas:

Three times Steve Trevor was saved and the one time he wasn’t.