evilkakyoin:

being 21 is just about asking yourself How long can i go without emptying this wastebasket

fix9:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i don’t usually have any strong feelings about reboots of the things i grew up with as a kid but that being said i honestly believe that the beanie baby redesigns are proof that we’re living in the worst timeline

like i’m sorry but in what universe is THIS

an upgrade from THIS

bimboification

chonkybarnes:

“vibe check”

generalgrievousdatingsim:

*stabs you homoerotically*

t3sticles:

lokilesbian:

someunprofessionalblogger:

lokilesbian:

jandicebarov:

lokilesbian:

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

Lost in the sauce

surrealslut:

merry christmas everyone

madejsbians:

strategicboner:

one single top: *walks into the club at 12:23 am*

all the twinks who have been there since exactly 10:00 pm:

lindirs-gaze:

hewwoship of the ring