obscurelatinincantation:

spamano-under-fucking-mistletoe:

nunown:

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

when you get all dressed up but your friends cancel

When you find out Hamlet totally wants to kill you for killing his dad

nonbinaryjoanofarc:

honestly hamlet 1.2 should always be set at a dinner table because it is the entire Family Dinner Experience right there. you have the annoying nosy relatives, you have the crushing parental disapproval, you have yourself unfavorably compared with others of your age, it’s the whole package 

astralhux:

hamratio got me so shook y'all for real and forever i wanted to sleep like an hour ago and instead i’ve just been laying here thinking about a horatio who spends the whole play very soft and reserved - “here, sweet lord, at your service” almost whispered shyly as he looks at hamlet with red staining his cheeks - then when events begin to come to a climax there’s a little restrained urgency - “if your mind dislike anything, obey it” he warns with his fingers gripping hamlet’s wrist, but his voice is still low and when hamlet turns from him he does not protest -

then hamlet’s dying and suddenly horatio’s trembling, he’s hysterical, he’s marked with violent and sudden gestures - he grabs the cup and he cries out “more an antique roman than a dane, here’s some liquor left!” and his voice fucking /cracks/ torn apart with his grief. hamlet has to really struggle to get the cup from him and in the end for a moment before the poison truly takes hold they’re grasping each other’s hands and shaking and all the softness in the world is now in hamlet’s voice when he says “absent thee from felicity awhile” - even through it all horatio’s hands are gentle as he holds hamlet in his lap. as he smooths his hair back from his eyes. but he doesn’t stop shaking, and even when he addresses fortinbras there is a new and unsettling undercurrent of anguished violence and madness in his voice

haunted-phantom-student:

Concept

A modern retelling of Hamlet set in New York City. Hamlet gauges his uncle’s guilt by taking him to see The Lion King on Broadway and observing him in the merch line at intermission.

hamlet-memes-and-other-themes:

12. They

11. All

10. Contributed

9. To

8. Their

7. Own 

6. Fates

5. Through

4. Their

3. Various

2. Actions

1. Ophelia

k25ff:

*Slaps roof of heaven and Earth*
This bad boy can fit so many more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

english-history-trip:

schmergo:

When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

Thrift, thrift, Horatio! the Halloween Mars Bars/Did coldly furnish forth the Christmas stockings

gothgayhamlet:

hamlet and horatio are the embodiment of the “don’t tell your mother / kiss one another / die for each other” vine you can’t change my mind

gothgayhamlet:

gothgayhamlet:

y’all r really gonna come for hamlet huh

@sturges thank you. thank you for this

binary-bird:

hamlet, act 1, sc. 5