swarnpert:

swarnpert:

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

valkyriesbrunnhildes:

“I was gonna do that.”
“Yeah, well, I did it first.”

lieutenant-sapphic:

Thor: Ragnarok + The Onion headlines (7/?)

beyknowles:

#the moment when all of us fell in love with her

elektranatchios:

I don’t plan to stop drinking.

kaijuno:

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

fyeahmarvel:

Thor Ragnarok (2017)

thorodinson:

He’s mine.