frogbong:

best bros get wine drunk together

ex-catholic coping mechanisms is alcoholic, slutty, repressed or unhinged and ive chosen all of them

laurakinney:

laurakinney:

not to be that person but a female superhero shouldn’t have to be the most powerful in order to justify her getting her own movie

all these interviews where brie states how powerful carol is, but there’s next to nothing about who carol is. what’s her personality, her motivation, her flaws? carol is canonically an alcoholic in the comics, are we going to see that in the movie or is marvel too afraid of making their women imperfect for that?

worldsworstfather:

“after the testing is over and we find the rat who did this, we will all celebrate with drinks and appetizers” is the funniest sentence ever published on the internet

me as a detective investigating a murder in a noir film: after the case is closed and we find the rat who did this… *takes long drag from my cigar and knocks back another shot of whiskey* party at my place

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

customer: ooh its a bit nippy outside today isnt it???

me whos been sitting in the same position for 4 hours straight directly under the air con fan without barely moving:

customer: i know there isnt a customer toilet here but can i please use the staff ones im busting

me whos been holding in my need to piss since i clocked in at fuck o'clock in the AM:

customer: i dont have ID but can you please write me off just this once im over 18 i swear

me:

atxnolasco:

OOoooOOo YOU MAKE ME LIVE

catchymemes:

When you’ve had too much to drink and try to go sleep it off