On new years eve here in New Zealand some people built a sandcastle island complete with a picnic table when the tide was out so that when the tide came back in they would have their own private island and therefor not be subject to the local liquor ban.
from now on my blog will consist solely of niche memes specifically designed to cater to people who grew up in a catholic family, or #growingupcatholic if you will
when it’s a holy day so the priest uses even more incense than usual
when all your friends are dying at predrinks but you’ve been drinking communion wine every sunday since you were seven