you know those scenes in movies where the protagonist sees someone attractive and romantic music starts playing as they stare at them doing something attractive in slow motion? well today i went axe throwing with some friends and i was just sitting waiting for a free target when the most stunning butch woman i have ever seen picked up an axe and absolutely nailed her target with it just as the chorus of hozier’s NFWMB started playing, and reader, when i tell you i was transfixed,