awhiteshirt:

same ship, different day.

mccoyzz:

“just another day in the fleet…”

mccoyzz:

Sass Trek

jimstiberiuskirk:

- No.
- Of course not.

jimstiberiuskirk:

I sure hope you know what you’re doing, Captain.

jimstiberiuskirk:

You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry? - The emission is harmless, however, its unique signature makes it very easy to identify. - You gave your girlfriend a tracking device.. -  ...that was not my intention.

zacharysquinto:

_{“Attention: John Harrison. This is Captain Hikaru Sulu of the USS Enterprise. A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. If you test me, you will fail.”}

zacharysquinto:

Jim, you’re not actually going down there, are you?

zacharysquinto:

You want me to do what?!