me laying awake at night: who THE FUCK gets six phds??? how extra™️ do you have to be to get six. fucking. phds??? what the fuck
i headcanon that newt has adhd so because he’s studying his special interest he’s just in a constant state of hyperfocus the whole time he’s in college and that’s how he got 6 phds. then he graduates and his entire life falls apart for like a year
either that or he only actually has 1 phd and he made the other 5 in photoshop and blatantly lied on his resume and no one questioned him
| Via: ratfriends |