if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”
breaking bad is like. whatever the opposite of a found family narrative is. every single major character absolutely fucking hates pretty much every other character’s guts with an intensity that only increases as the show goes on and would gladly sell them down the river for nothing but the satisfaction of getting to watch them drown and every episode you find yourself desperately hoping that this is the moment they finally snap and start clawing each other’s skin off.
in the series finale of breaking bad, walt finally tries his meth and realizes that it tastes bad and everyone was only pretending to like it to make him feel better
jesse’s friends talk about whether resident evil 4, call of duty nazi zombies, or left 4 dead is the best zombie game
walter and his son sit in their cars, which are parked in the driveway, furiously revving the engines
walter walks up to a kid eating cereal and says “fruit loops, huh? thats good stuff” (this is a few episodes after walt intentionally poisons the kid in question)
jesse plays Rage (2010) with a light gun
hank comes to the realization that his stepbrother is a meth cook while on the toilet
a few i forgot about
hank is bedridden after surviving an attack by cartel hitmen, so he sits in bed and orders minerals online. which he grabs with a little grabbing claw/ whenever his wife calls them rocks he gets really hurt and makes it very clear that theyre actually minerals
theres a scene that goes on for like 5 minutes where one of walt & jesse’s dealers is trying to sell meth to a guy he suspects of being an undercover cop, and he says that if he asks him hes a cop he legally has to tell the truth. the guy says no and the dealer sells him meth and immediately gets arrested
danny trejo is in it for literally one scene, where he lays in bed in a nightgown and orders shit off of skymall that DEA guys buy for him
walt yells at jesse for bringing funyuns to a meth cook
jesse gokarts sadly
literally every scene saul is in
jesse and the froot loops kid play sonic 06 together
