hkshdgskdhhgkhgkghgh that’s funny but i personally hc that crowley would ABSOLUTELY offer to babysit worm because a) protecting her from being found out about by heaven and/or hell means that a regular human guardian is just too risky, and if nothing else crowley likes living on earth and doesn’t want it destroyed, and hates kids getting killed, even when they’re the creepy child of your asshole boss and your husband’s asshole boss and b) i feel like he’d really warm up to her and be like, that cool gay uncle who teaches you the important lessons in life, like “it’s okay to ignore your parents sometimes” and “don’t trust cops” and “be gay cause chaos”

hkshdgskdhhgkhgkghgh that’s funny but i personally hc that crowley would ABSOLUTELY offer to babysit worm because a) protecting her from being found out about by heaven and/or hell means that a regular human guardian is just too risky, and if nothing else crowley likes living on earth and doesn’t want it destroyed, and hates kids getting killed, even when they’re the creepy child of your asshole boss and your husband’s asshole boss and b) i feel like he’d really warm up to her and be like, that cool gay uncle who teaches you the important lessons in life, like “it’s okay to ignore your parents sometimes” and “don’t trust cops” and “be gay cause chaos”