• Shane going in a room for 2 minutes: GHOSTS? SPIRITS? FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS!!!
• Ghosts: .....
• Ryan going in a room for 2 minutes: Ghosts, you don't need to come out, I already believ-
• Ghosts: ♪Ȳ̧̪̫͈̲̟̍́̈̑̿̌͗̚Ǫ̶̛̲̬̼̺̟̪̳̞̒́̉̄͝Ù̡̫̰͎̮̼̬̩̇̀͌̀̽̉ Ả̸̻̜̞͕͕̞̞̬̓͐̌̂̅̀͊̍͑͜R̷̲̗̥̱̀̓̄̋͌̈̽̆͟͢Ȩ̛̥͇̫̱̝̰̹̽̐͒̔͢ N͇̭͍̗̼̖̬̍̉̏͘͟͢͝Ǫ̵̹͖̻̣̞̃̊͒̌̑̍̿̑͘͘͟Ṫ̶̡̗͖̜̫́̓͐͗̽͑͡ A̧̺͎̗̹͎͒͑̄̉̚͞L̶̪̮̣̘͎͇͎̼͋̑͊̿̈́͟͝O̵̼̹̼̻̣͖̬̳͆̃͒̾̓̔͌̕͘͡N̡͖̝̳̺͉̔͗̎̈̌̏͊́̌̍E̛̜̠̘̮̩͎̭̗͔̭͛̒̆̀,̜̖͖͚̻̦̯͙̖̋̉͗̈́͒́͌͘̚ I̧̳̱̻̮̰̘̞͛̀̈͐̕͡ A̴̡̙̜̟̖̞͚̭͌̍̽̐̓̀̀̀̋͘M̸̙̗̫̑̀͐̇̓̓̀̄̾͜͟͝ H̵̢͈̣̘͙͓̫̣̗̃̓̈́̏̾͟Ę̴͓̯͉̤̳͍͉̓́̅̎̊Ȑ̭̙̯̠̜̞̯͍̅̎̿͋̇̀͆̾̕Ẽ͙̘̖̬̬͇͇́̂͑͠ W̵̢̞͔͎̳̃́͊̊̔̓̑͘̚Í̧̨̛̘͎̭̙̜̬̐͐͑̎͊̈͐̕͢͜T̜͎̬̦̮̠̲̗̠́͌̉̂̌͊̂͝H̵̫̤̺̺̏̀́̿̂͐̓͛̀͜͡ Y̴͚͕͓̖̱̔́̊̊̌̔̍͢O̱̤͍̙̲̽́̋̾̿̚Ứ͓̺̭͍̮̔̐͆̉̊͂♪
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the only true buzzfeed unsolved ask game

• ryan: what's the most paranormal thing to ever happen to you?
• shane: do you believe in ghosts?
• *wheeze*: do you have any distinctive vocal tics?
• *unintelligible*: name 3 things you can't explain.
• that being said: are you more logical or emotional?
• c.c. tinsley: who's your favorite fictional detective?
• ricky goldsworth: how often do you lie?
• squatch: what's the strangest thing you believe in?
• satan's cement butthole: what does hell look like to you?
• we met a pal called father thomas: are you religious?
• it's a jacuzzi: what's your favorite part of your home?
• bone stilts: how tall are you?
• shut up shane: what's your best friend like?
• he's king of atlantis: how would you like to die?
• zombie plague in roanoke: what is the dumbest shit you have ever pulled?
• which brings us to our next theory: thoughts on aliens?
• rock and roll buckaroo: got any snazzy catchphrases?
• hey there demons: what are you most afraid of?
• it's me, ya boy: describe yourself in two words
• he's not taking glamor shots: post a selfie!
• spirit box: what's one thing you'd like people to know about you after your death?
• boogara: do you have a name for your followers?
• shaniacs: how do you feel about your followers?
• hot daga: recommend a fic! or *write* one!
• am I a ghosthunter: what's your dream job?
• ryan, screaming: have you ever lost your shit in public?
• shane, laughing: how do you react when faced with something scary?
• bourbon and soda: what's your favorite drink? (doesn't have to be alcohol)
• brent: if you went missing, would people notice?
• timmy's ball: what object could bring you back from the dead?
• i don't want to murder you: have you ever planned something criminal?
• spring breeaaak: what's your dream vacation?
• jazz it: shuffle your music and post the first 5 songs
• i took an improv comedy class once: what are you most ashamed of?
• where's my holy water: favorite buzzfeed unsolved episode?
• we're a package deal: own any buzzfeed unsolved merch?
• you look like an idiot: shane or ryan?
• what the fuck?: what was the scariest episode?
• shane's hair: are you messy or tidy?
• jean jackets: what's your signature style item™?
• demonic laughter: do you think people can get possessed?
• what unsolved mystery do you want to see next: anything supernatural/crime-y you want the boys to investigate?</p>
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