neenya:

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film 

fic by alwaysalreadyangry, eleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya

michaelsbjordans:

I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.

rizurin:

if your name is steve there are 99% chances you have a badass brunette lover