geniusoflove:

50 dead and 14 injured in a female swag accident

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from Anonymous

i've only know about the clockwork wives for like three days at this point but i am OBSESSED with them i love them so much

lol me too so i’m glad! also here’s some out of context expanded universe notes just for fun

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lol me too so i’m glad! also here’s some out of context expanded universe notes just for fun

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271 notesPosted at 01:26pm, 12/21/21

peskypixel:

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the clockwork wives 😌

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evelyn i guess

344 notesPosted at 06:49pm, 12/20/21
from Anonymous

can I just say I really love hearing about your oc's. I'm honestly becoming a fan of the clockwork wives I love them

join me in appreciating the world’s first lesbian skrunkly cockroach motherfucker x poor little meow meow who kills couple

join me in appreciating the world’s first lesbian skrunkly cockroach motherfucker x poor little meow meow who kills couple

262 notesPosted at 05:59pm, 12/20/21

Violet is not safe from Evelyn’s murderous tendencies btw. Evelyn would find out that girlfriends don’t like being put in the microwave by putting Vi in the microwave.

239 notesPosted at 10:45am, 12/20/21
from Anonymous

lesbian clockwork angel grian do be lookin kinda sexy though 😳

Evelyn is sexy for all of 5 seconds until it reveals that it’s a bitch who will steal your wallet and kick you in the head and an absolute nightmare to be around because it doesn’t always remember that people die more easily than clockwork automatons who can just be put back together if they break. but i mean if you’re into a wife who might kill you because it forgot that you die when you are killed then by all means don’t let me stand in your way.

Evelyn is sexy for all of 5 seconds until it reveals that it’s a bitch who will steal your wallet and kick you in the head and an absolute nightmare to be around because it doesn’t always remember that people die more easily than clockwork automatons who can just be put back together if they break. but i mean if you’re into a wife who might kill you because it forgot that you die when you are killed then by all means don’t let me stand in your way.

201 notesPosted at 10:36am, 12/20/21
from Anonymous

can you give a visual description of your steampunk lesbian ocs? i want to draw them if that's ok

;_; omg okay so Violet is a human engineer with thick curly brown hair that’s always falling out of updos because she’s always running around doing something or elbow deep in some gadgetry or blowing herself up. she’s got green eyes and tanned skin and freckles and she’s not skinny she’s buff from a lifetime of working with heavy machinery and got a healthy layer of padding on those muscles. she does wear a corset though. she wears typical steampunk fashion (puffy shirt pinstripe pants, ruffled skirt that’s longer at the back than the front, goggles perched on the forehead, leather gloves, etc.) in mostly green, white and brown with gold accents. sometimes she wears a big hat but not always. she walks with a cane (that doubles as a sword) and has knee and back braces (the corset actually also functions as back support) because some of those workshop explosions fucked up her joints a lot and also she was a sickly kid. she always wears big boots that you can hear before you see them. her default expression is a sort of lazy smirking look.

Evelyn is an extremely complex clockwork automaton “angel”; it can take on a form more weird and monstrous and creaturelike but for the sake of easier description and drawing i’ll stick to its humanoid appearance, which is a slim, fairly androgynous figure with pale “skin” (it’s actually sheets of plated metal but dw it just looks like skin) and some exposed clockwork parts (mostly on the arms and legs and near or around the joints). it has lines of interlocking golden bronze where the plates of its skin join together running all across its body, and its hair is similarly a sort of metallic golden blonde color (usually worn in a single shoulder length braid). it has dark gold wings and smaller wings protruding from its head area that can cover its face but usually just kinda hang out. it has brown eyes flecked with gold and golden speckles on its skin to imitate freckles here and there. it usually wears more form fitting and practical clothing on account of needing to fly and transform sometimes - a pair of pants and some sturdy but fast and quiet knee high boots, a cable knit turtleneck jumper, and a red knee length jacket with a high collar (like a pirate jacket kinda look). it basically dresses like an aviator but with a steampunk flavor to it. it’s default expression is a wary, tired smile. unless it’s blowing something up, then it’s a manic grin.

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^ this is the kind of vibe i mean when i say it has wings on its head

;_; omg okay so Violet is a human engineer with thick curly brown hair that’s always falling out of updos because she’s always running around doing something or elbow deep in some gadgetry or blowing herself up. she’s got green eyes and tanned skin and freckles and she’s not skinny she’s buff from a lifetime of working with heavy machinery and got a healthy layer of padding on those muscles. she does wear a corset though. she wears typical steampunk fashion (puffy shirt pinstripe pants, ruffled skirt that’s longer at the back than the front, goggles perched on the forehead, leather gloves, etc.) in mostly green, white and brown with gold accents. sometimes she wears a big hat but not always. she walks with a cane (that doubles as a sword) and has knee and back braces (the corset actually also functions as back support) because some of those workshop explosions fucked up her joints a lot and also she was a sickly kid. she always wears big boots that you can hear before you see them. her default expression is a sort of lazy smirking look.

Evelyn is an extremely complex clockwork automaton “angel”; it can take on a form more weird and monstrous and creaturelike but for the sake of easier description and drawing i’ll stick to its humanoid appearance, which is a slim, fairly androgynous figure with pale “skin” (it’s actually sheets of plated metal but dw it just looks like skin) and some exposed clockwork parts (mostly on the arms and legs and near or around the joints). it has lines of interlocking golden bronze where the plates of its skin join together running all across its body, and its hair is similarly a sort of metallic golden blonde color (usually worn in a single shoulder length braid). it has dark gold wings and smaller wings protruding from its head area that can cover its face but usually just kinda hang out. it has brown eyes flecked with gold and golden speckles on its skin to imitate freckles here and there. it usually wears more form fitting and practical clothing on account of needing to fly and transform sometimes - a pair of pants and some sturdy but fast and quiet knee high boots, a cable knit turtleneck jumper, and a red knee length jacket with a high collar (like a pirate jacket kinda look). it basically dresses like an aviator but with a steampunk flavor to it. it’s default expression is a wary, tired smile. unless it’s blowing something up, then it’s a manic grin.

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^ this is the kind of vibe i mean when i say it has wings on its head

396 notesPosted at 10:10am, 12/20/21
from Anonymous

you are not nearly funny or attractive enough for this

from weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact

are we about to kiss?

are we about to kiss?

niceferatu:

obsessed with the idea of someone saying this under their breath as they lean in for a kiss

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