jedihighcouncil:

Wade: Oh I see how it is. Murder a couple hundred people and suddenly youre a “serial killer” and “not trustworthy” and everything that happens around here is your fault, got it. Also yeah that was me

(I dont know where this quote is from I stole it from a tumblr post that I lost the link to rip)

jewishparkers:

“gay rights!” - deadpool

mgullp:

Gotta love me some gay

chubi-des:

“and Wade… why did you take off your mask?”

“because I’m hot~”

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sameensroot:

Deadpool (2016) | Deadpool 2 (2018)

anabundanceofcocks:

domino: *lifts her goggles as a car flips over her in slow motion*

me:

jessicas-davis:

He’s on top of you! He’s going in through the back! Oh, God! He’s inside!
You hear yourself, right?

Zazie Beetz as Neena “Domino” Thurman in Deadpool 2 (2018)

dogpu:

they’re cute as hell ok

bobert-drake:

Honestly this just improved my day 110%

fartsy-sloth:

*deadpool’s voice* hi yukiooo 💕💕