i really truly honestly adore bard/thranduil fics where they’ve met before botfa somehow and are already an item bc literally nothing is funnier to me than the idea of gandalf showing up to the war party/refugee camp outside erebor in botfa like okay ive just gotta convince thranduil to unclench and talk things out with thorin elves usually respect me ive Got This & then he gets there and thranduil’s just like oh hi gandalf the morally gray the dwarves promised my boyfriend some gold so i’m here as backup to make sure they deliver and gandalfs like. oh valar theres two of them and theyre both fucking morons

the teacher crush community honestly makes me ill not only because it promotes predatory relationships but because these kids have no idea what it’s like to be in a class with an adult who is obsessed with you despite you being far too young to be in any semblance of a healthy relationship with them and have to deal with the constant torture of wanting to tell them to leave you alone and stop favoring you so obviously in classes because all your classmates bully you outside it for getting special treatment and spread rumours about you doing sexual favors for them for better grades that lead to the creeps in senior year thinking they have a chance with you as well and cornering you at any opportunity but also being a dumb teenager who craves attention and approval and so you don’t say anything because you’re addicted to the validation and if you tried to report it you worry you’d be in just as much trouble for allowing it to go on for so long and even encouraging it because you crave attention so desperately that you can’t even stop yourself

i’m going to be sick what the fuck