hi, i’m auditioning for the role of amazon’s alexa and i’ll be singing “despacito” by luis fonzi ft. daddy yankee

1,014 notesPosted at 09:18pm, 07/03/18

during the robot apocalypse

me: please, i don’t want to die! :’(

my robot executioner:

THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO

2,378 notesPosted at 09:15pm, 06/29/18

if you don’t love me at my worstpacito then you don’t deserve me at my bestpacito

3,919 notesPosted at 09:06pm, 06/26/18