greenjimkirk:

possible cryptid names for Chris Pine (feel free to add your own): 

  • Chris of the Pines
  • Lesbian-Passing Man From the Deep
  • California Overall Man
  • Hungry
  • Movie (diminuitive of “Monster in Overalls”)
  • Krispie (diminuitve of Chris P., of course) of the Overalls
  • Sockless Menace
  • Sockless Lochness
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