imagine being a ghost hunter in the 19th century. running around freezing cold spooky old mansions in tight pants and a puffy-sleeved white shirt, cloak streaming out behind you like enormous bat wings, knee-high boots clacking on the cracked marble floors and rotting hardwood staircases, candelabra in hand, high out of your mind because they just loved to put cocaine in absolutely everything, did those victorians. the dream.
i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine
i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine
that post debating where you’d have put it in the trilogy if you’d been allowed to say a single “fuck” in the lord of the rings films is very entertaining and it’s honestly difficult to choose from so many excellent candidates but the one thing i can declare with absolute certainty is who would say it and thats gandalf
like just look me in the eyes and tell me honestly if you don’t agree that gandalf exudes the greatest universal “fuck” energies of any character in the entire trilogy. i’ll wait.
