sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat’s 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king
squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as “gargoyling the bong”
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2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong
sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn’t seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we’d be like “what? it’s the same height as Napoleon”
Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???
i love ghost stories and haunted houses and the whole ‘creepy old abandoned building that probably has ghosts in it’ aesthetic myself but i do also find it very funny as someone who grew up in a rural area when i see people calling photos of old barn houses or wooden shacks in the forest or southern gothic style churches 'spooky’ because to me that just looks like all the places me and my friends hung out and smoked weed as teenagers
i’m not remotely exaggerating btw. the popular hangout spots when i was in high school were literally an abandoned coastal fort from the napoleonic wars and a subterranean tunnel system from world war 2
i love ghost stories and haunted houses and the whole ‘creepy old abandoned building that probably has ghosts in it’ aesthetic myself but i do also find it very funny as someone who grew up in a rural area when i see people calling photos of old barn houses or wooden shacks in the forest or southern gothic style churches 'spooky’ because to me that just looks like all the places me and my friends hung out and smoked weed as teenagers
modern au hamlet would let rosencrantz and guildenstern die because he still harbors a grudge for the time he had a bad trip and messaged them asking for something funny to help him stay calm and they spammed his phone with nightmarish images and videos instead until horatio had to use his philosophy degree to reassure him that devils don’t exist and can’t hurt him
horatio: you’re not being haunted you’re just high
hamlet, high out of his mind and freaking out about it: there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
modern au hamlet would let rosencrantz and guildenstern die because he still harbors a grudge for the time he had a bad trip and messaged them asking for something funny to help him stay calm and they spammed his phone with nightmarish images and videos instead until horatio had to use his philosophy degree to reassure him that devils don’t exist and can’t hurt him
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