scornandivory:

paledomain:

How you think it works:

How it actually does:

chazkuangshi:

brotheralyosha:

esmiedo:

esmiedo:

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that. 

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

In our first dnd game, two of our characters had an argument. One picked up and threw our cleric into a puddle. Our DM told her to make a saving throw against drowning. She rolled 1 and started drowning.

let’s be real if you reblog this you’re automatically a nerd but. tag yourself.

prokopetz:

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

• A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
• A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
• Negative gold pieces
  
• A map that is the territory
  
• Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
  
• A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
  
• Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
• An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
  
• A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
• Angry shoes
  

lesbiananabray:

friend: im making a d&d campaign do you want to play?

me: yes

friend: cool make a character

me:

traceexcalibur:

I took a DND personality quiz and it fuckin nailed it

cathqt:

DM: you enter a dark cavern, which would be a problem if you all didn’t ruin my atmospheric storytelling by having fucking dark vision.

hawkeabelas:

meonlyred:

corseque:

deweydecimalchickens:

breadofthewild:

mushroomancy:

occams-lazer:

mushroomancy:

mushroomancy:

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

http://autorolltables.github.io/#

can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms

Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.

PCGen - a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.

d20pfsrd.com - all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D

DiceCloud: Interactive character sheet that can be edit and shared with yourself or others easily. Pulled up anywhere with internet connection on PC, Mac, or mobile device. Use it to also mark down health, death saving throws, spell slots, experience, and more on the fly. 

DnDMagic: List all spells currently available from Player’s Handbook and Elemental Evil. 

5th Edition Spellbook app: Make spellbooks for all your characters, manage spells, prepare spells. Keep track of Spell Save DC, and Spell Attack bonus on your mobile device. 

Squire - Another character creation and management app. Contains most of the basic info and spells already, with options to create spells, items, classes/subclasses, etc. This is the free version, but pro has more options for DMs, including initiative order control.

hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo:

What’s a player to a god, what’s a god to a DM, what’s a DM to a nat 20

abracataako:

when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails