mspoffin:

so apparently this coworker of mine used to play a lot of dnd and he had an orc rogue i think, who’s obviously supposed to be a stealth-centric character. But instead of channeling his abilities into dexterity or anything else stealthy, he channeled it all into charisma for the sake of intimidation. Essentially he, a hulking and undexteritous orc, would attempt to sneak into a building. If he was spotted, he would roll for intimidation (and win almost every time) and shout “YOU DO NOT SEE GROGG” at them and proceed.

we-are-a-dragon:

kayas-wife:

cuttlefishculler:

my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

@we-are-a-dragon

Oooooooh

eldritchsandwich:

probablybadrpgideas:

Do the “One guard always tell the truth, one always lies” puzzle but add

- the guard who tries to lie but messes up and says the truth anyway.
- the guard who tells the truth but in such a smug and condescending way you kind of wanna disbelieve them out of spite
- the guard who only says things that are metaphorically true but literally false
- the guard who only says things that are literally true but metaphorically false
- the guard who lies but while making air quotes with their fingers.
and
-the standard guard who just needed the money and is getting increasingly concerned about their coworkers.

-both doors lead to the same room 
-the guards don’t actually know the right door
-one of the guards is on his break and the other one is resentfully trying to do it solo
-one of the guards is a werewolf and forgot the moon is rising in 1d6 turns
-one of the guards is new and has confused this puzzle with the Monty hall problem
-the guards are labeled for your continence
-the guards are mislabeled for your inconvenience
-the guards ignore their job to try to sell defective fizzy lifting potions from a multilevel marketing scam they fell for
-the guards HATE each other 
-one of the guards has to speak in rime to get into a fraternity and they are very bad at it 

mirrorfalls:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

colonelfind-it:

colonelfind-it:

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

hatingongodot:

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

garashirs:

been thinking a lot lately about fantasy races and their approaches to makeup. after all, surely humans wouldn’t be the only ones who would want to enhance their appearance.

consider: dwarves favouring bright, jewel-like tones so vibrant they resemble crushed gemstones: sapphire blue and verdant green, copper and silver and gold, designed to dazzle and catch the eye. elves preferring more subtle, pastel hues derived from nature: warm, pinkish tones that remind one of a sunset, or yellow like fields of ripening wheat, or the icy blue-white of a frozen stream, brushed onto eyes and lips with a delicate, precise hand. orcs selecting bold, dark, earthy tones that reflect their surroundings: shades of gray, and green, and brown that they proudly streak across the planes of their faces like war paint.

amnesia-jack:

I’ve been making stupid shop logos for my D&D game tonight because why not

mindfulwrath:

being part of the d&d fandom is wild because the vast majority of folks are just here to be gay and do crimes but then there’s that little corner that consists of greasy-fingered Mountain Dew guzzlers whose sole purpose in life is to tell you that you’re wrong

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Hey, how come they don’t let mages be tightrope walkers?

Because they cantrip.

I know I’m a bastard, but you’re a double bastard.