me, an eldritch horror: *spends 5 hours applying mascara to all 100 of my eyes*

star-chart:

For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
This realm dismantled was
Of Jove himself. And now reigns here
A very, very—pajock.

neillblomkamp:

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Directed by Guillermo del Toro

its-spooky-bitch:

Angel: be not afraid

Literally everyone else: dude you have four faces and are covered in eyes. Too fucking late

syn-the-guardian:

phoeniyx:

Babe ur eyes are like the stars. There’s so damn many of them. Why so many eyes, my sweet eldritch beauty? Wh

Their eldritch gf kissed them before they could finish the post

stimmyabby:

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

mezzodical:

mezzodical:

an ambient man

marsixm:

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

writhe:

buy land & keep the mineral rights. compost. grow something to eat. build god. learn to work the earth. keep bees. ascend to an ancient, terrifying form. stay on trails while hiking. relearn your ancient tongue that has been dead since the beginning of time. recycle

rohie:

*applies mascara to my third eye*