birf:

I’m being fussed at for smiling at my phone like i am just trying my hardest not to laugh at this image

slavery:

killuo:

slavery:

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

jupiters-rains:

mett4t0n:

himfluencer:

by far my favorite thing anybody has said on the internet

[Text ID: I hate anything horror with a passion because the world is fucked up enough. I dont wanna be desensitized if i see someone attacked in the street. I wanna react to it ^.^ [cheerful emoticon] /end text ID]

[Image IDs: Various screenshots of tumblr tags. The tags read (with the URL credit at the beginning):

drs3x: [cheerful emoticon] [arrow pointing left] horror fan reacting to someone being attacked in the street

leolaroot: #true i read too much steven king and now when i see killing in the street i simply chuckle and move on

boysrituals: #[cheerful emoticon]

lactofermented: #[cheerful emoticon] #[arrow pointing left] has seen the horrors

cyrenaica: #when i see someone attacked in the street i join in bc horror movies [heart emoticon]

maliksiarmanaz: #i hate everything funny with a passion because the world is humourous enough #i don’t wanna be desensitized if a piano slides out of a truck at full speed onto an old man feeding pigeons with his grandchild on the street #i wanna react to it. [cheerful emoticon]

bloodenjoyer: #[surprised emotion]……[cheerful emoticon]!! me when i see someone attacked on the street

strrawberrymilk: #so true I watched evil dead and then I was walking down the street and this bus pulled up and all these people got out #and started attacking these guys and I didn’t do anything because I’m desensitized to violence btw everyone on the bus’ shirt said

funero: #i hate horror because im already attacking people on the street

/End all IDs]

flowersforroadkill:

thestuffedalligator:

I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

0x1-deactivated20220826:

dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

beetledrink:

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

jimmybobjames:

konkeydongcountry:

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

but didn’t that already happen?

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

bluedotjpeg:

Online misinformation campaign

electracomplexshiv:

my children and wife at my funeral: ummmm anyone think this is a little problematic? like this whole thing relies so heavily on the bury your gays trope it’s pretty gross