There’s an alcoholic beverage in Star Wars called “lum” which has no risk of alcohol poisoning so there are drinking contests called “lumguzzling” contests.
I really, really, really hate star wars.
are these lumguzzling contests accompanied by jizz music
I’m never sure whether Star Wars EU writers are just that unaware or if there’s been a decades long in-joke where they try to sneak as many cum references as possible into the mythos
nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs
WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?
“this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”
posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO
david karp unironically being called daddy
peasant
based on the notes of this post, i’ve decided to give an update!
2017 tumblr dashboard, Tumblr Veteran Edition:
people who genuinely think that people on tumblr were nicer in 2012 because you could say the n word without getting run off the site
every few months you hear of a new scam. you wonder where people get the money to get scammed in the first place
at least 10 posts on your dash of people with Gofundmes begging to not die on the streets because the economy is so fucked up
thinking it can’t get worse, politically, but news breaks that donald trump publicly admits to using sliced onions as deodorant. nobody blinks an eye.
an article blatantly from the onion or clickhole that people take at face value
seeing a meme that’s genuinely funny and sighing in pain because you know you’ll grow to hate it in two days time
somehow still being on this site after almost half a decade, hardened. you want to quit so fucking badly. and yet you continue to scroll. your body cries out for you to stop but you do not. you scroll and there is no end.
I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.
Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds
This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.
Honestly this just about brings me to tears.
Roddenberry, Shatner, Nimoy, Nichols and all the rest of the original Star Trek cast and crew had no small role in making the moon landing as important as it was. A few years before they set that lunar module down, this little TV show came along and fanned the dream into wildfire with an image of what humanity in space could actually look like—not only peaceful on our own world, endlessly curious, and prosperous enough to pursue it, but an active force for good in the greater universe. Carrying not what’s most toxic about us, but what’s best about us out to the stars.
Everybody who has worked at NASA or any other space agency for the past 50 years is waiting for the day when that unmanned probe doing a flyby on a comet can be controlled from the bridge of a space-faring vessel. When we’re not just looking at that comet through a color-coded sonar map, but we can look out a porthole and see it tumbling by with our own eyes. When as a species we can finally outgrow hate and fear and violence, and turn our faces with joy toward all the beauties and wonders that lie waiting to be discovered.
And every time he does this, Shatner is reminding them of what that hope feels like.
