from Anonymous
why does darth vader, the largest of the imperials, not simply eat the emperor
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67 notesReblogged at 01:10pm, 01/28/18
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creativising:

More outfits for Sauron because he has an Eastern empire so let’s give him East-inspired clothing. Or idk maybe they dug that stuff in Angband. Trade routes? Maybe???

363 notesReblogged at 07:44pm, 01/19/18
Via: aowyn

greenjimkirk:

greenjimkirk:

The only alignment triangle that truly matters.

Some people pointed out that Jim Kirk never stopped having a horse phase, and you’re absolutely right, and I regret implying otherwise.

2,945 notesPosted at 01:20pm, 01/17/18

draeneis:

draeneis:

hm.. just found out that people tried curing rheumatism by sitting in the carcass of dead whales for 30 hours.. i’m going to go back to bed now

someone: haha i can’t believe you actually just stayed in that whale carcass all day

me realizing i just spent all of my 1800′s money and smell like a corpse: uh.. not only is my rheumatism gone but i can also read minds and lift entire horses.. i also fuck like a god

266 notesReblogged at 10:21pm, 01/16/18
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from avelera
No wait, 3 stages of Thorin. Wake me up: Young Thorin: before you go go, Normal Thorin: When September Ends Dragon Sick Thorin: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
from diemarysues
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this is hilarious

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this is hilarious

avelera:

diemarysues:

all things considered, an alternate version:

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UMMM I LOVE THIS??

284 notesReblogged at 09:14am, 01/11/18
Via: lesbiankiliel

frodobaggins:

✨I don’t have time for people who hate Frodo Baggins ✨

834 notesReblogged at 07:47pm, 01/10/18
Via: swordwieldingeowyn

loki’s outfits, rated

cephalotodd:

firstly i would just like to say that i’m sorry for posting this in the year of our lord 2017

anyway

thor 1:

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this is literally the most pathetic twink i have ever seen in my life. i cant say anything mean about this he’s just roasting himself by existing. look at those shoulders. i think he just finished crying in this photo. 1/10.

this suit (thor 1):

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he’s trying but he just looks a 15 year old at his uncle’s wedding. 4/10

his armour: 

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okay the helmet is good because at least it’s SOMETHING that stands out from all his black leather. good colour scheme. i can’t really think of anything mean to say so 6/10

avengers:

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nice colours again, functional armour design. i like the bits round his wrists. also this picture is really funny. 8/10

avengers suit:

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wow this is literally the same suit from thor 1. dude. 7/10 because he worked out or something so it actually fits him a bit better

thor 2:

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is this the same outfit as avengers? i don’t fucking know. he only has one set of clothes. his hair looks worse so 7/10

these shitty rags:

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this is how i look when i have an existential crisis in a taco bell bathroom. 9/10 for relatability i guess

ragnarok:

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his sugar daddy came through and he finally got new clothes which instantly puts this up there! he looks nice. put together. trophy twink. the hair out the back of his helmet is a gay look as well. 10/10

this suit:

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i really cant say anything here thor already murdered him in cold blood for this. i do like the ted cruz power stance though. 8/10

whatever the fuck this is:

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DUDE can you imagine how iconic loki would be if he did this all the time. gay!!  this dramatic bottom!!! 11/10

8,351 notesReblogged at 08:01am, 01/10/18
Via: carrionkid

budgefma:

I have a phd

( template credit )

591 notesReblogged at 07:26pm, 01/06/18
Via: scarwasright

couldve-been-me:

Arien: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Arien: Know who else is beautiful?

Tilion:

Eonwë:

Melkor:

Arien: Literally just the stars I love Ilmarë so much

161 notesReblogged at 08:47pm, 01/03/18
Via: filmamir-deactivated-deactivate