angelwormwood:

theres just. something so UNBELIEVABLY funny about seeing a cats little paw suddenly explode out of nowhere and whisk around madly before retracting just as quickly

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bastard spotted

72,652 notesReblogged at 08:39pm, 07/28/19
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outfit for when you’re fishing with the boys

79,667 notesPosted at 10:43pm, 07/27/19

highschoolers when they hear there’s a fight

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70,543 notesPosted at 07:35pm, 07/25/19
197,093 notesPosted at 10:00pm, 07/21/19

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

being weird together is a love language

me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn’t say to just anyone because i wouldn’t want them to think i’m not “normal” with someone i love without any hesitation because i’m not worried they’ll judge me for it: oh… intimacy

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332,799 notesPosted at 10:45pm, 07/20/19

*crying* mom can you come pick me up there’s bad vibes here

115,377 notesPosted at 08:24pm, 07/18/19

outfit idea

83,940 notesPosted at 09:05pm, 07/17/19

angelwormwood:

does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won

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unrestrained summer fun

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son of a bitch everything costs money

104,020 notesPosted at 03:46pm, 07/17/19

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

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this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

105,221 notesReblogged at 08:11pm, 07/14/19
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