you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking
telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part
can’t wait until i have a wife so i can say “i love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “i’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social engagements by saying “i have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she’s my wife and i adore her
and how could i possibly forget, show my appreciation of her achievements by pointing wildly and shouting “THAT’S MY WIFE!!!” before running over to hug and kiss her and tell her how wonderful she is and how much i love her
damn all you have to do is say “wife” and it’s like an incantation for summoning every wlw on this site
your friend group in your 20s will consist entirely of people who are either a) gay b) have the same trauma as you c) work with you or d) all of the above
and how could i possibly forget e) lives too far away from you to meet up irl more than once or twice a year
your friend group in your 20s will consist entirely of people who are either a) gay b) have the same trauma as you c) work with you or d) all of the above
i slept in until 5pm and while i did i had this dream that the new meme was that “i see no difference. love is love.” panel comic except the other 3 panels were replaced with pictures of things that were all related in some way but not exactly the same and i made one with pictures of a marsh, a bog and a fen with the caption “i see no difference. mud is mud.” and i got so much hate for it that i had to delete my blog
