the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i’m in tears just thinking about it
can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out “honey, i’m home!” and then realizing that they’re talking to you, and that they’re calling you “honey” because they think you’re sweet like honey… oh my god. ooooh my god
how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie
hiccup: “no one understands me I hate you dad for making us move out here in the middle of no where not letting me fight dragons” *runs away and finds mysterious farm dragon*
Old man gobber: “this right here is a hourisey dragon if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory to die because it can’t fly no more without help”
hiccup: *walks up to horse toothless and starts to pet his nose* “see boy? You and me aren’t so different after all”
hiccup: “why I don’t believe it I done tamed ol’ misery toothless I reckon I ought to sign up for the horse show dragon fight and save the farm all the dragons”
*cut scene of hiccup sneaking out the house to ride the horse toothless everyday until his dad finds out*
stoick: “young man you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show tame the dragons”
hiccup: “no dad please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car burned to death but then the horse pushes the car out the way toothless flies into the fire and saves him"
stoick: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse dragon after all”
if a fictional character gets stabbed, they have only 2 valid response options:
1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest
2. hide the wound beneath a dark item of clothing in preparation for the dramatic reveal later when another character touches them and their hand comes away bloody or they overexert themselves and they stumble and wince but still try to insist they’re fine, even though they’re clearly in pain and struggling to stay on their feet, and as the other character peels back their jacket it becomes clear that they’re badly hurt and have been for a while (bonus points if they’re wearing a white shirt underneath)
genuinely can’t understand how it was considered a “punishment” when the gods turned people into trees or gave them horns or snakes for hair or whatever when they pissed them off like if i’m being honest that sounds ideal
any easily offended gods want to give me a
pair of antlers or turn me into a fruit tree? i am very stupid and full
of so much hubris if that helps
