doctorbluesmanreturns:

swan2swan:

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

griffinsclarke:

star wars character list ≡ [6/?] han solo

never tell me the odds!

robotmango:

robotmango:

robotmango:

it cracks me up how fandom still sometimes mistakes han solo for like…. a cool bad boy, but literally everyone in the actual star wars universe knows the truth. even fucking snoke…. snoke…..who didn’t have the perception to realize when he was Totally about to Get Murdered….. even he can look at han solo’s only son and be like “you’re fucked, kid. your dad was the nicest man in space. a slightly prickly teddy bear with a marshmallow center. a pushover. his vest pockets? full of ice cream money. if you’ve got a mean bone in your body, you got it from your terrifying mother”

like i’m rewatching tlj and snoke’s line about kylo ren having “too much of his father’s heart” …. how the fuck does snoke know about han solo’s big beautiful heart, i am really asking??? did he once give snoke’s ship a fucking jump when it was stalled out? did han solo appear in the star wars equivalent of those sarah mclachlan commercials, holding a fucking adoptable porg in each hand? did kylo ren tell snoke stories about his dad picking him up from school and taking him out for burgers like what the fuck, how the fuck does the entire universe, including a fucking sith lord, know what a sweet crusty old fucking dope han solo was??? were there fucking pamphlets???!!?!

kylo ren: “and my dad never understood me… he feared my power”

snoke, electrocuting him: “you shut the fuck up about han solo, that man is a saint”

p0e-dameron:

psychoboy777:

p0e-dameron:

vann-haal:

p0e-dameron:

han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave

Originally posted by usedpimpa

Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”

DM: …

DM: Roll Deception.

Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!

this is my favorite addition to this post.

heathenz:

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

alanparrish:

That wasn’t a laser blast. Something hit us.

hanlcia:

The Original Trio

laura-hollis:

“Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.”

“What goods a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like… suicide.”