etherealamoeba:

flowr-moon:

will and hannibal climb into their getaway car. will turns the radio on. “maneater” is playing. he changes the station. “cannibal” by ke$ha is playing. he changes the station. “hungry like the wolf” is playing. he cha

goldgeebee:

aaronburrssexdungeon:

Here’s the full version…

penitentsaint:

mutantapologist:

hannibal lecter does the typical “are you a danger to yourself or others?” therapist thing but if they say yes he’s like nice.

“are you a danger to yourself or others?“

“no”

“would you like to be”

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

We should talk more about what a dick move it is to name horror movie villains regular-ass people names.

Michael Meyers? Dick move. How many thousands of Mr. Michael Meyers are out there every day meeting people going “Ope! Haha Michael Meyers! Oh just don’t kill me! Haha.” Shut up. Meyers et al should kill you, and John Carpenter for causing this.

You know who did this right? Thomas Harris. Named his villain just the right inconceivable combination of sounds. I don’t think there are any fucking Hannibal Lecters out there uncomfortably laughing off cannibal jokes in a job interview. And if there are, then I think they’ve got bigger problems coming from parents willing to name a squishy little baby Hannibal Fucking Lecter.

ALT

“Hannibal Fucking Lecter, you were named after the best chance at achieving internet privacy in the digital age because all attempts to search for you will be buried beneath three decades worth of horror movie discourse and an unspeakable amount of Hannigram porn.”

primaveravenus:

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

prisonhannibal:

onchyart:

I’ll keep your secret

ratcity:

hannibal is a comedy imagine attending your neurotic coworker’s dinner party and him going “the trout is a very neitschzian fish” i’d be like hell yeah and the chicken is the most ligma fowl. like what