reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

ziyal:

this absolutely is supposed to imply that Klingons have two dicks and I just, I didn’t want to know this

chefpyro:

“Toblerone’s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith’s anime” is a real sentence you can say

zodiacfrickfracks:

Lays on their bed for a long time, thinking about the characters and the end of the series: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Starts a new series in order to fill the hole in their heart that the characters left behind: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces