generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

how to train your dragon is just a viking au horse girl movie

hiccup: “no one understands me I hate you dad for making us move out here in the middle of no where not letting me fight dragons” *runs away and finds mysterious farm dragon*

Old man gobber: “this right here is a hourisey dragon if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory to die because it can’t fly no more without help”

hiccup: *walks up to horse toothless and starts to pet his nose* “see boy? You and me aren’t so different after all”

hiccup: “why I don’t believe it I done tamed ol’ misery toothless I reckon I ought to sign up for the horse show dragon fight and save the farm all the dragons”

*cut scene of hiccup sneaking out the house to ride the horse toothless everyday until his dad finds out*

stoick: “young man you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show tame the dragons”

hiccup: “no dad please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car burned to death but then the horse pushes the car out the way toothless flies into the fire and saves him"

stoick: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse dragon after all”

i only take cash, card or burnt offerings