Ho Ho Hasgard - Chapter 1 - dudelovers, LieutenantSaavik - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

lieutenant-sapphic:

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie/Thor (Marvel), En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster/Loki
Characters: Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Loki (Marvel), En Dwi Gast | Grandmaster
Additional Tags: we’re all trash here, christmas crack ft. revengers, Crack, Fluff, Christmas, Hanukkah, Memes
Summary:

“I know they have quite the consumerist culture on Midgard – perhaps a little ‘Christmas’ is what Asgard needs, to lighten the mood a bit.”

In this Ragnarok AU, the Asgardian refugees were evacuated just a little earlier. This changed the course of events in three ways:
1. Hela gets her power from Asgard, and since Asgard is a place and not a people, Hela lost her power as soon as “Asgard” left.
2. The Grandmaster, being the all-powerful nutcase that he is, offered Sakaar as a place for the Asgardian refugees to stay until Hela was taken care of, and proceeded to imprison Hela in a cell guarded by Skurge.
3. Thor and Brunnhilde became impromptu leaders of Asgard-on-Sakaar, much to the Grandmaster’s chagrin.

This is a crack fic with a little heart, a little fluff, and a lot of holiday cheer.

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

Y'ALL THIS IS SUCH A GOOD FIC PLEASE GIVE IT SOME LOVE