lesbiankilieleveryone who says their relationship is dumb and that tauriel was only added as fanservice can literally put their fists up and throw down i love their dumb asses so much…the writers did them so dirty though they could’ve been much cooler but instead they wasted a lot of their development on cheap comic relief and cliches :(
send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it
lesbiankilielthat makes me sound much cooler and more relevant than i am, thank you
lesbiankilieljailed for having opinions
lesbiankilielmarry spock because we could be each other’s beards and wlw/mlm solidarity, kill luke because he’s old but cry the whole time, and let bilbo be my dad because he seems sensible and he’s a good cook
lesbiankilielA - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
well my otp is angbang but y’all knew that so uh. i really like the steve/jonathan/nancy ot3 in stranger things, mckirk and kiliel, and my favourite friendship is the team revengers quartet.
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
basically all my silm shitposts, and thot sauron i suppose. that originated on my blog.
I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?
voltron. so many people are far too invested in it and i can’t deal with that level of intensity.
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
i’m a florence + the machine hoe and most florence songs remind me of angbang so. yknow.
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
uhura (star trek) - she was like, the first decent female representation in mainstream tv show, she’s really intelligent, she’s kind, and despite being a black woman she hasn’t been just completely reduced to a racist stereotype (i’m NOT saying there’s no racism in star trek or that the character or nichelle nichols haven’t been subjected to any racial abuse, but overall she’s a beloved character and excellent role model)
diana prince - she’s so hopeful and doesn’t let anything stop her from seeing the best in people
sauron - he’s terrible and thinks he’s cool when actually he’s a fooligan. that’s it.
lesbiankilieli love @bagginshieldisreal too!!! she posts The Best bagginshield and hobbit content <3
lesbiankilielthank you!!!! so am i 💖💖💖💖
lesbiankilielWho was the one to propose:
dwarven courtship rituals are like…super complex and hobbit proposals involve a bit more than just getting on one knee and popping the question so…they proposed to each other i guess??? it was a mutual thing
Who stressed more over wedding planning:
bilbo. i mean, this is the guy who has an entire song written about how picky he is when it comes to organising his kitchen utensils. like, seriously.
Who decorated the house:
bilbo’s more skilled at the whole interior design thing, but thorin crafts furniture and decorations to give their rooms a bit more character.
Who does the cooking:
they take turns. hobbits may be famous for their cooking, but thorin has more than a few dwarven recipes he wants to share. they know each other’s favorite dishes by heart.
Who is more organized:
BILBO
Who’s the cuddler:
thorin is surprisingly cuddly, but only when it comes to his husband.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
i feel like this one’s obvious lmao thorin is the big spoon, and bilbo is the little spoon. it’s how it was meant to be.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
they both enjoy hiking together around the valleys and lakes surrounding erebor, and sitting by the fire discussing whatever’s on their minds over drinks in the winter months.
Who comes home drunk at 3am:
they’re both pretty responsible when it comes to drinking.
Who kills the spiders:
bilbo. that’s how sting got its name, after all.
Who falls asleep first:
it depends, but usually bilbo.
A headcanon:
they’re both extremely good dancers, and wipe the floor with everyone elese (except perhaps any elves who are present) at celebrations.
Who has the most patience?
bilbo “break one of my plates and you’re dead to me” baggins tends to get worked up extremely easily. thorin finds it endlessly amusing.
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
