filthburgur:

withswords:

i’m finally watching eva and like, the show is pretty good but i don’t think you people understand it at all tbh

hell yeah, youre already getting the hang of the universal eva discourse format

manywinged:

i always find “you all need church/jesus” to be a really funny response to people being horny on main because in my experience i never thought about explicit kinky gay sex more than when i was in mass

ALT

manywinged:

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

ALT

jewishpangolin:

manywinged:

manywinged:

characters will literally get a headache or nosebleed out of nowhere and be like “huh. weird. well it’s probably nothing.” girl, look around you. you’re in a story. it’s relevant to the plot.

6bx:

i took the empathy test thing nd got 15/80

manywinged:

“[movie] EXPLAINED” videos but i just make shit up. i’ve never even seen the movie.

manywinged:

we need more male femme fatale characters. just a guy whose only role in the story is to look pretty, lie to cops and poison his husband.

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

beekeeping sucks i keep punching my bees by accident and then having to jump into the fucking ocean to get away from them like WHY

this is in fact about minecraft

drscalie:

giddleford:

dunmertitty:

i’m not traumadumping bro 🙄 i’m telling you my evil backstory

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pyroreo:

nobody nobody nooooooobody…