tom-mess:

The one called Loki   [Thor]

batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

• 5100/1500 = 3.4
  

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

• 80/3.4 
  

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

• 5100/1052 = 4.85
  

then to change to human terms

• 80/4.85 = 16.4948
  

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

queeniegoldtsein:

My sons. I’ve been waiting for you.

afro-elf:

loki tried poisoning thor when they were young and thor totally pretended to fall for it and played dead and loki got all excited and proud of himself but then reality set in and he panicked and started crying and thor totally laughed as he cried for frigga like “come help, my brother is dying” and then when she arrived thor was fine and drinking from an unpoisoned cup like “loki, what’s good?”

luxury-loki:

Me: Some people are so extra when it comes to stanning their favourite character smh stop being pathetic

Also me when Marvel gives Loki his own poster ‘for more than a hero’:

xshiromorix:

Sometimes, you’re forcefully reminded that they are, in fact, brothers.

isoempress:

Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with them?

Steve: Of course *leaves*

Thor, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Loki: Yeah no shit

arttwilightah:

Because Loki is precious bean!

stjernerloki:

Loki Laufeyson  → god of mischief.

winter-soldiers:

roseanne’s 1k celebration ♡ @piiess requested: loki with green & gray

i assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.