“there’s no need for an lotr remake” almost correct! there’s no need for an lotr remake UNLESS everything is the same except there are extended scenes of gollum chasing after and attempting to get back the ring in increasingly ridiculous and high-stakes scenarios while his minor actions majorly affect key elements of the plot, like scrat in the ice age films with the nut
lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now
Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address
I never used to believe that the internet had destroyed my humor but Neil Cicieregaβs garbled Lord of the Rings names proved that I really will laugh at anything
Could someone tell my why the FUCk we’re getting a video game called ‘Lord of the Rings: Gollum’ Gollum? Gollum??? You wanna play as Gollum!!?? fucking GOLLUM??? I don’t care how much you love Gollum as a character, does that mean you wanna play as him snatching babies from cribs and eating raw fish for 8 hours?? Are you SURE??
it is a beautiful day in the misty mountains and you are a horrible gollum
