generalgrievousdatingsim:

human brain: making people’s lives harder for no good reason is cruel and wrong

goose brain: no gods no masters no conscience no compassion. only bastard.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i’m doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs

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