i bet i can type “star trek” faster than my first name tbh because i am 100% sure i type “star trek” more than any other word or phrase
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- <p> <b>tos:</b> t'prings kind of an ass who doesnt think spocks worthy of her<p/><b>me, throwing that in the garbage where it belongs:</b> should spock and t'pring have even ever been bethrothed, they would have simply parted because both of them are gay and in love with jim and nyota. next.<p/></p>
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- me: Oh god, there's so much to do and I barely have enough time to do it!!
- me: (naps)
- me four hours later: OH GOD!!!!
- me: (naps)
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*throws tribble* YEET!
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If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
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- Someone: You know that one character that you just love more than any other?
- Me: *thinking of at least ten different characters* Yeah.</p>
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Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
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me: I can take criticism!!!
somebody: hmm well….
me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????
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friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…
me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.
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