me, a stupid monsterfucker, @ my DM:Β hey is this monster god my gay elf sold his soul to romanceable? is that like a thing?
my DM, who unfortunately lives with the knowledge that im a monsterfucker and shouldve expected this eventually:
im going to kill ur character by him not being able to handle god dick
if thats how he goes thats how he goes and its (literally) in gods hands now
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