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ethiobird:

newt geiszler outfits rated

PR: absolutely iconic. skinny tie, skinny jeans. tattoos out. glasses. cuffed jeans. the boots. nothing more to say 15/10

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who tf needs a lab coat?? headband flashlight, some gloves, there u go. cool science boy 11/10

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absolutely iconic 2.0. now with a badass leather jacket and extra blood. the whole traumatized by kaiju/caught in rain look is amazing. suberb punk boy 14/10

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PR:U love the maroon suit look, the collar jewelry…. lets ignore the 333€ elvis ring. the only thing that bugs me is that tie. is it fashion? cocaine? kaiju bone powder???? he definitely needs the last one. 6/10

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oh my god. no no no. hideous. absolutely cursed. that goddamn ugly shirt. this three piece is soooo bad, ugly ass texture. the hair is evil. this is not an outfit for a neural sex with an alien brain, newt. precursors have some shitty taste 2/10

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 i like the black suit, collar jewelry with little skulls and a chain makes it for me,  the slightly visible tattoo is hot. also the bracelets and mentioned before elvis ring somehow match it all. disaster evil gay 7/10

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is it hot in here or is it just me? tattoos out. choking in. that goddamn vest. i have nothing else to say 6/10

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ethiobird:

that was the first hint

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geiszlerlesbian:

burngormanlesbian:

Newton Geiszler is the shortest man to ever live

Yet somehow he manages to take up all the space in my heart

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albuspotterss:

do you ever think about how, if they manage to save newt, he’s going to have to come to terms with the fact that he’s essentially lost ten years of his life

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stopslutshamingkaiju:

me laying awake at night: who THE FUCK gets six phds??? how extra™️ do you have to be to get six. fucking. phds??? what the fuck

i headcanon that newt has adhd so because he’s studying his special interest he’s just in a constant state of hyperfocus the whole time he’s in college and that’s how he got 6 phds. then he graduates and his entire life falls apart for like a year

either that or he only actually has 1 phd and he made the other 5 in photoshop and blatantly lied on his resume and no one questioned him

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lilmisscopypaster:

the idea of Mako growing up around Hermann and Newt is the most adorable idea ever bc those two DO NOT know how to act around children and Newt WILL swear in front of them

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